How I Met My Wife

  Ok, for those of you who know me, know that I'm obviously the complete package: looks, personality and sense of humor but sometimes these things just aren't enough to get the woman of your dreams. Sometimes you have to rely on a little help from man's best friend: booze. Here is a picture of myself and my wife on our first date. As you can see, she looks a little hesitant to get involved with such a mature gentleman but after a few sips of the golden elixir, she was down to party on that slide. There are a few life lessons to be learned here. Never give up on trying to achieve your goals, always follow your heart, stay in school and never forget the booze when trying to get your poke on. To some this may seem unethical and to those of you who fall under this category, you're wrong.  Going the extra mile to get what you want shows commitment and isn't that what women are really looking for at the end of the day?